Pizza Embalmer


Create an object which makes no logical sense in reality.

If you ever wanted to take pizza with you to the afterlife, there’s no substitute for the pizza embalmer. Its compact design allows to embalmer to simply insert a pizza, close the lid, and let the machine automatically preserve the pizza for the afterlife. It is specially designed to inject the embalming fluid without destroying the texture and uses a special embalming fluid to preserve the pizza’s flavor for all eternity. It is, however, still toxic so only the dead should eat it. No morgue should be without one.



The model was create in Maya 2012. Sculpting and Ptex texture painting was done in Mudbox 2012. Completed 2011.